So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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