Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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