Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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