Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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