Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
The best revenge is premature balding
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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