I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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