Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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