Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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