he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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