Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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