your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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