now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I don't think brook has ever known best
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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