Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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