Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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