the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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