I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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