dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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