I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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