is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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