come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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