What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Randomize
