Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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