Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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