Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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