We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
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