Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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