he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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