: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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