Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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