So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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