No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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