were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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