At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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