I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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