She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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