You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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