Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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