he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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