Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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