she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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