He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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