drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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