She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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