How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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