he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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