people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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