Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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