Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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