READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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