My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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