Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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