Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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