susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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