So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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