I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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