Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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