Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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