Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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