I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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